hossa 

To take precautions to ensure victory, but still end up losing and making an ass out of oneself in the process.

He hossaed by joining the champion team of last year, but this year he lost the championship to his old team.

hossa by tsbaron June 12, 2009

hossa 

pissing out of the ass

I can't go into work today, I just hossa'd all over the place.

hossa by crazyq44 August 6, 2008

Hossa 

1)Traitor

2)Turncoat

3)Benedict Arnold

If all I had to cheer about was Hossa and the Red Wings I would shoot myself or better yet have Hossa do it.

Hossa by ForeverTheSickestJim March 18, 2009

Hossa 

When u plow over the player on the other team and make them your little bitch, then go in on the goalie and snip top self all while ur getting ur dick sucked.

I Hossa'd Johns pussy ass today.

Hossa by michigander9 May 26, 2009

hossa 

An individual that is a off-centered. Somewhat off beat, often as a deragatory term. A person who is considerabley inappropriate.

Shayne is a hossa for hanging out of car windows and mooning the public.

hossa by ms. nunce May 28, 2007

Hossa Win 

(Back Story)After losing in the Stanley Cup finals 2 years in a row, 3rd time was the charm. In the 2010 Stanley Cup playoffs, Marian Hossa was finally a champion. Opposite of Hossa Fail. Synonym to vindicate. To redeem yourself and prove others wrong.

-"That girl had a reputation of being really ugly, until she put on make up. Then it was a Hossa win."

- I have the best kill/death ratio on Modern Warfare 2 = win.

- I had the best kill/death ratio on Modern Warfare 2 until I broke my thumbs. Everyone thought I sucked. Then I was the best again and proved them wrong = Hossa win.

Hossa Win by Pensfan44 July 7, 2010

Hossa Fail

(back story) In 2007-2008 Marian Hossa started the NHL season with the Atlanta Thrashers and was traded to the Pittsburgh Penguins near the trade deadline. The Penguins made it to the Stanley Cup final due to the trade, the Penguins failed to gain a victory over the 2007-2008 Stanley Cup Champion Detroit Red Wings.

For the 2008-2009 NHL Hockey season Hossa decided to pass up a $50 million contract with the Pittsburgh Penguins to sign for a $7.5 million one year contract with the Detroit Red Wings.

Final Result: The Pittsburgh Penguins, Detroit Red Wings, and Marian Hossa all ended up in the Stanley Cup Finals in a rematch, but Hossa was on the other side. The Penguins won and Hossa LOST AGAIN!!!!

RATIONALE: THIS IS THE ONLY ACT IN ALL OF PROFESSIONAL SPORTS THAT IS MORE THAN AN EPIC FAIL. HE LEFT THE WINNING TEAM, THAT OFFERED HIM MORE MONEY!!!!

A mountain biker racing down a mountain swerves and crashes in to a cameraman and a tree.

-The biker causing the crash with a tree=EPIC FAIL.
-The cameraman not standing up and moving out of the way of the tree and the bike= HOSSA FAIL!!!

Hossa Fail by Inferno1 June 21, 2009