An adjective used solely for females: A hosebeast can considered to be a female who acts in a beastly fashion more often then not. This "beast" like behavior is due to poor judgement and simply having no shame in one's game because there are simply to many tight ass bitches out there! It can also be due to heavy intoxication (as in drinking to many beers through bendy straws and taking to much xanax). Hosebeast can also be a term of love when used between two people who can enjoy being white trash without shame.
Hosebeast behavior includes falling head first off bars when your trying to dance on them,face fucking, pooping in your pants in H&M, falling on a subway grate and smahing your face in, successfully executing Patsy falls, trying to have sexual relations with gay men, and contemplating when your really drunk" if I just pee in the bed at least it will be warm for a minute."
by Ms. Aly Be Bop Biscut May 13, 2005
Get the Hosebeastmug. by Peter 'Valenn1' Coleman November 26, 2003
Get the Hosebeastmug. Noun (1): A woman who is ruthless, evil, and outright objectionable in both physical and mental presence.
Dave: "Did you hear about Patti going off the deep end?"
Steve: "Yeah, it serves that hosebeast right for what she did to Truant."
Steve: "Yeah, it serves that hosebeast right for what she did to Truant."
by Mr. Sparkle January 14, 2004
Get the hosebeastmug. Steve's girlfriend is a fucking psycho hosebeast. I told him not to stick it in the crazy but he didn't listen.
by Vince Vigor September 23, 2004
Get the hosebeastmug. by jenni December 30, 2003
Get the hosebeastmug. by arse_banshee January 02, 2004
Get the hosebeastmug. Anna Nicole Smith is a Hosebeast!
by dana January 08, 2004
Get the hosebeastmug.