When a Timbit, the classic Canadian version of a donut hole offered at Tim Hortons, is left out for too long and goes stale, it becomes a Horton Hole.
Canuck 1: Hey bud, did you leave any Timbits for me?
Canuck 2: I did bud, but they've been oot for a while. Probably Horton Holes now, eh?
Canuck 1: Agh, fuckin' way she goes.
Canuck 2: I did bud, but they've been oot for a while. Probably Horton Holes now, eh?
Canuck 1: Agh, fuckin' way she goes.
by JimandTim September 29, 2020
The Coon Killing Pussy Destroyer. If you ever step up to the Austin Horton he will Thunder Clunk your pink sock into your eardrum so every time you fart you will remember Austin Horton
by Austin Horton December 19, 2016
by timmies suck July 26, 2010
Canada's version of Starbucks. Unfortunatly Canadain Tim Hortons investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corparation (no Wendy's didn't purchase them, Tim Hortons owned a parent company Tims Donught Stores in the US who also had connections to Wendys. When TD Stores went under Tim Hortons CEO and investors made a deal with Wendys to keep the Tim brand in the United States, Investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corp.) Starbucks would domonate Canada, but when Tim Hortons joined with Wendys they went on a store opening spree across Canada with all there surplus money( they did this around the same time Starbucks entered the Canadian market)
American visting Canadian relative: "hey wanna go to starbucks with me?"
Other Canadian: "eww Starbucks is American, Americans corparations suck! They are trying to take over Canada EHHHH? EH EH EH? EH!!!! I ONLY eat at Tim Hortons"
American visting Canadian relative: "excuse me? Starbucks rocks"
Other Canadian: "eww Starbucks is American, Americans corparations suck! They are trying to take over Canada EHHHH? EH EH EH? EH!!!! I ONLY eat at Tim Hortons"
American visting Canadian relative: "excuse me? Starbucks rocks"
by Jenna May 11, 2006
A place where Canadians flock to (almost like birds) every day to smoke their darts(cigarettes) & get a good ol' cup of Timmie's coffee!
by masochistic angel March 23, 2020
A character in several Dr. Seuss books, as well as one of the main characters in Seussical! the Musical.
Usually played by sexy badasses who have amazing hair.
Usually played by sexy badasses who have amazing hair.
by Sir Supermegafoxyawesomehot March 3, 2012
When you get your wife/boss/obligor to let you out of some obligation to go do something you would rather do elsewhere that you probably should not do.
by rentdue September 13, 2013