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Horsey Ride

A sexual act in which a woman rides her partners back to stimulate the clitoris on partners prominent spine.
Johnathan my have scoliosis, but I bet it makes for one mad horsey ride

The Horsey ride 

This was originated by lacrosse players but can be used in any sport with a stick, or just a stick and not in a sport, if ur angry at someone i guess. U ride ur lacrosse stick like a horse and jump into the air next to someone. U pull the stick high into the air and crack it down on the team tool next to u. Variations to this technique have been established, such as running up and hitting the kid in the back of the helmet, or the classic 360 horse. guarantied many laughs
We really disliked this one kid who had gay green mesh on his stick and looked like a mexican, but his parents are white as snow, so we made sure we did the horsey ride to him quite often
The Horsey ride by MendelBomb September 23, 2006

ride the horsey 

A sexual act where the women is on top and rides the horsey (aka stud).
The man says "I have been on top for 15 minutes. If I lay on my back will you crawl on top and ride the horsey?"
ride the horsey by SAgent October 16, 2005

Horse ride 

The act of fighting with a friend and then proceeding to take him/her down and sitting/bouncing up and down on them while yelling "ride a horsy, ride a horsy"
"Come on jonny fight him
No way! He always gets mad when i horse ride him and that's the only way i win."
Horse ride by jonnyjohnjoe June 19, 2011

Mount me and ride me like a horse 

(mount, as a horse). (ride me, to fuck me hard and fast)
He's going mount me and ride me like a horse tonight. I can't wait!

ride a white horse 

She went to ride a white horse, don't wait up.
ride a white horse by Le_ska July 2, 2008