Horse Fister

A person who inserts their fist in to a horse's rectum. Derogatory.

That Steve is a complete horse fister.

by Jim Morisson October 22, 2004

Faster Horses

A 1975 Tom T Hall song in which an elderly cowboy tells him the 4 secrets to a better life

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money

by JB920 December 30, 2021

Faster Horses

A multiple day music festival where countless rednecks and wanna be country girls gather in order to get wasted and take photos while country plays in the background.

Hey man I drove my lifted Chevy to faster horses and wore my favorite confederate flag shirt for a week straight.

by Havejjxbannsk June 12, 2016