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Horse Bitch 

any person that has been beat up by a horse due to their extreme poor judgment and complete over estimattion of their own abilities to sneak by a horse undetected. This over confidence is usually meet with this individual becoming the horses bitch.
Skip: “hey. Let’s take a short cut through the medow with the insane horse on it. I know we can sneak by it!”

Bill: “ no way! I don’t want to become a horse bitch. I will wait here in the tall grass”
Horse Bitch by Skiphorse20 June 8, 2018

horse Bitch 

a chick who loves horses,
has horses, takes pictures of her horses, posts about her horses and wont shut the fuck up about her horses.
how did that loser end up with her?
oh wait she is a horse bitch.
horse Bitch by Yeah_boy1 January 20, 2013

bitch horse

when someone is constantly complaining they are on a bitch horse.
Stop asking me to clean the garage. When are you going to get off that bitch horse.
bitch horse by brian7651 December 4, 2012

Horse faced bitch 

A trick ass ho wif dem crooked teef and dat longass face. dayum.
"Get ova here ya horse faced bitch...and s my d".
Horse faced bitch by The Colonel November 6, 2005

horse humping bitch 

female who engages horses for sex. A male who would ass fuck a horse than jerk him off.
Yo Sally, Are you fucked out you horse humping bitch?
horse humping bitch by r milazzo October 10, 2007

horse mouf bitch 

When a bitch gotta mouf dat look like it should be ona horse. When she laugh it sound like a donkey!
Cristina and her horse mouf bitch friend, Michelle, are some ugly ass hoes.
horse mouf bitch by tom08 March 1, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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