by brian7651 November 25, 2012
1. A girl who is obsessed with her horse, thus ignoring all those who a) do not own a horse, b) ride a horse, c) want to ride/own a horse
by snagglepuss December 6, 2004
any person that has been beat up by a horse due to their extreme poor judgment and complete over estimattion of their own abilities to sneak by a horse undetected. This over confidence is usually meet with this individual becoming the horses bitch.
Skip: “hey. Let’s take a short cut through the medow with the insane horse on it. I know we can sneak by it!”
Bill: “ no way! I don’t want to become a horse bitch. I will wait here in the tall grass”
Bill: “ no way! I don’t want to become a horse bitch. I will wait here in the tall grass”
by Skiphorse20 May 21, 2018
a chick who loves horses,
has horses, takes pictures of her horses, posts about her horses and wont shut the fuck up about her horses.
has horses, takes pictures of her horses, posts about her horses and wont shut the fuck up about her horses.
by Yeah_boy1 January 21, 2013
the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place
it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners
it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners
1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"
by ejb723 March 10, 2023