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Horny Police 

These are the police responsible for bringing horny people into the system. Without them... the world would be filled with horny peverts.

Wait.
Tom: I heard Ted got caught looking at Sakura's boobies! He was caught by the horny police!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!

Horní Police 

Whoa, mate! Read carefully. This is not "Horny Police" if you thought. It's called Horní Police. That's a small town in Czechia which means Oberpolitz in German. Many towns/names end with the czech -ce. So, it is actually Mainstream there.
You: hi m 16 cz
Stranger: hi im USA f 18
You: im in horni Police
Stranger: pervert
Stranger has disconnected.
Horní Police ≠ Horny Police
Horní Police by MikeFromMicrosoft December 11, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008