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Horny day 2 

I didn’t get her nudes last night so I made this
This day is for if you didn’t get her nudes last night so here’s horny day 2
Horny day 2 by Cool chad 29 April 16, 2020

Horny Day 3 

April 17

I didn't catch on to horny day the first 2 times so I made this.
I forgot horny day existed until horny day 3
Horny Day 3 by comradefunnyman April 17, 2020

Horny day day 

Horny day day by anonymous December 10, 2020

Horny day day 

Horny day day. December 18
Horny day day by anonymous December 10, 2020

Horny day 2 

Guy one: it's horny day
Guy two: didn't that already happen?
Guy one: it's horny day 2.0
Horny day 2 by Swikbox May 24, 2021

national horny day 

National horny day is on April 16. Anyone can ask anyone for any sexual content (nudes) and/or actions.
Imma get her pics tonight. April 16 is national horny day!
national horny day by Hi.there.. April 16, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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