Hornwallace

A word that has no meaning and therefore should be banished from use. One uses this word when they are so bamboozled with something that they have to use a word that has exactly no meaning to it.

Person A: I just won the lottery and am going to move to Antarctica to live with the penguins!

Person B: Holy Hornwallace, that's amazing!

Hornwallace by Hotwire265109 January 6, 2013

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cornwallace

just to be a corny ass dude

yo la-d (LA DASH AH) look at this clown ass cornwallace face ass dude

cornwallace by lil franksta November 10, 2011

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cornwallace

A name for Corteroid pants.

OMG Xander copied Conrad and got some cornwallace pants.

cornwallace by Confnaw October 29, 2007

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cornwallace

a man with an unusually large white pork syringe.

and thus, cornwallace took lake titicaca

cornwallace by stink butt September 6, 2003

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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