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hope to shit in your flat hat 

Affirmative response to a question implying that the “yes” answer was more or less obvious or just a simple “Sure it’s going to happen, what else would you expect?” Navy slang from the 1950s referring to the “dress blue” flat had enlisted sailors wore at that time.
You going out drinking tonight, Richie? “ “I hope to shit in your flat hat, I am”

hope his next shite's a hedgehog 

To wish pain upon someone the next time they attempt to excrete faeces from their body.
Person One: Nacho Novo stamped on someone again in the game on Saturday
Person Two: Can't stand that wee rat. I hope his next shite's a hedgehog.