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Bell Hop 

Male Version: Upon receiving oral sex from a women, the man informs the lucky lady that he is about to bust. He then advises the women to open her mouth. Once her mouth is open, he proceeds by firmly grabbing her exposed tongue and pulling it down as hard as he can, in the meantime yelling, "Ding, ding, ding! Room Service!" All of which is done in the process of ejaculating. Note: It is crucial that every time you blurt out the word "Ding" you must initiate a subsequent downward pull on the woman's tongue. The man may instruct her to wear a butler outfit if he sees fit. Other props such as a carrying tray complete with an assortment of food dishes is also acceptable. Female Version: A women is performing oral sex on a man. Upon hearing that he is about to ejaculate, she grasps both testicles in her right hand and yanks his junk in a downward motion as hard as she can. She may yell out, "You rang?!" for effect purposes.
Example- Dude 1: "Hey man you'll never believe this. I met up with this babe last night and I Bell Hopped the Hell outta her! But the best part is, she can't talk anymore either! I'm thinking this one is a real keeper." Dude 2: "Sweet."
Bell Hop by ~ZaR~ February 26, 2011

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026