Hoodie Hard

When people be gettin tattoos on they face, neck, and hands only. Thus giving them the appearance of being "hard" and all covered with tattoos...only when they wear hoodies, which they do at all times. Most of the time there is no tattoos anywhere on the rest of their bodies, but only those visible while wearing a hoodie. There is usually nothing "hard" at all about these individuals, and the tattoos have a distinct juvenile correctional institution look to them.

Yo did you see those fuckin kids with their faces all tatted up? Total fuckin hoodie hard posers.

Hoodie Hard by PeteNorth March 21, 2022

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Hoodie Hardcore

When someone only has tattoos on their hands, neck, face and other visible places then can be seen while wearing a hoodie with no tattoos anywhere else.

"Why did Dillon get his first tattoo on his hand?" -Amy

"He just wants to seem like a bad ass when in reality he's just hoodie hardcore" -Jen

Hoodie Hardcore by Steve the jellyfish January 20, 2016

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Hoodie Hard • Hoodie Hardcore • hoodie • Hoodie day • hoodie gang • hoodie season • hoodie hoe • Hoodie Weather • Hoodie Swap • Hoodie Whore

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