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hooded dragon

My chinese friends commonly referred to my uncircumcised penis as the "hooded dragon".
"dude I bet she wants to meet the hooded dragon"
by Sir Prepuce April 20, 2004
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Hood Dragon

A beautiful, intelligent, and influential female who is encountered while operating within the drug trade or street economy. Far from being a mere accomplice, she becomes an essential asset. She possesses an innate business acumen that helps increase sales and efficiency, while also imparting crucial, practical lifelong lessons about loyalty, self-reliance, and survival that extend far beyond the drug game. She acts as both a partner and a mentor.
"Ever since I linked up with my Hood Dragon, my operation has been running smoother and my margins are up 50%; she sees the big picture."
by Bigf00t405 December 5, 2025
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