Honking Clam

When you bust a nut on the bus

Used by bus drivers to describe a busted-nut on the floor. Example “Thomas there’s a honking clam on the floor. I know it was you because that’s the seat you were sitting in this morning.”

Honking Clam by Honkingclamboi February 16, 2018

Honking Clam

Used to describe a busted nut on a bus.

Used by bus drivers to describe a busted nut on the bus.”Thomas there is a honking clam in the back of the bus. I know it was you because that was the seat you were in this morning.”

Honking Clam by Honkingclamboi February 16, 2018

Hooking the Clam 

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

Hooking the Clam by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020