Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working
men'
s clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young
men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young
men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of
orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the
greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and
hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the
local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.