Honest Politicians

A species of mythical creatures.

Right, and you believe that Honest Politicians exist. How am I supposed to take you seriously?

Honest Politicians by fuzzy_bit June 23, 2022

honest politician 

The modern democracy illusion

Newspaper reader: Oh goshhh, isn't that senator nice with that child? Sure he's a good and honest politician.
Guy: Ma'am, a year ago he was in jail for bribery
Newspaper reader: I said he IS nice.
Guy: Ma'am...
Newspaper reader: *covering her ears* Lalalala I can't hear youuu

honest politician by ZenitYerkes December 22, 2009

Honest politician 

My personal favourite mythical creature

The honest politician was said to be found in wester Europe

Honest politician by Mc gazer October 18, 2015

The Honest Politician

The act of inserting one's penis and balls into his own anus at the same time. Impossible, just like the possibility of an honest politician ever existing.

Jim: So, Tom what did you do last night?

Tom: I labored for hours and hours trying to give myself The Honest Politician.

Jim: The Honest Politician? What the fuck is that?

Tom: You know, it's when you try to put your own cock and balls up your own ass at the same time.

Jim: Oh, I get it. That shit's impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.

Tom: Exactly.

The Honest Politician by Tom912 February 20, 2009

The Honest Politician

The Honest Politician is one who, when bought STAYS bought.

When asked whether by the CEO if the megacorp could count on Rep. Jones, the lobbyist said, "Yes, we put in $20 million to his warchest in the last 10 years and he's 'The Honest Politician.' He'll stay bought."

The Honest Politician by Lord Dragon, Grammar Nazi October 21, 2015