pertaining to or related things of a very homosexual matter, campy, in the closet type things that tell you a person has certain undiscovered power of gayness waiting to come out.
Bob: Hmm these salads are really nice, I like they way the spruce it up with just a touch of olive oil and then counter strike obvious homoistic butt sex reference it with that tangy bit of lemon.
Jim: Hey Bob isn't two guys talking about salads a little HOMOISTIC..
Bob: Jim grow up..and become the backdoor bambi that you really are..
Jim: Ok I was just checking pass me my high heels..
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.