A god among cats. His obesity can only be comprehended by those he sees worthy of living. Lives in the home of a young misunderstood child who obtained a gay hairdo. He lets a person know when he needs something by yelling out the call of the gods, also known as "MAOOOOOWWWWWW". The sworn protector of homer, who homer chooses after rigorous training and mental exhaustion, is given the task of writing the definition of Homer. Fear Homer for he will strike fear into the heathens. He weighs about 23 pounds and change right now but soon to be more.
Greg: Man Homer was so fat today
Kenjo: Are you fucking serious? He's fat everyday lol!
Greg: I guess so but today he seemed fatter
Kenjo: Well it happens like that lol!
Jon: I love my mohawk, it's a beatiful mohawk!
Greg: You're gay
by Homer Guardian August 30, 2006
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A fucking messing haired homosexual and duntz ass bitch who fucks your granny after every argument commonly has brown or black hair and is extremely short
by Acingangels November 6, 2019
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The best character on the television show The Simposons. Note that anyone that has like the past 3 seasons of The Simpsons is an idiot.
First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
by Elitist December 30, 2003
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Scoring or winning in the off-chance.
Winning everything against all odds. Achieving something thought to be imposibble.

by Aden Fraser March 17, 2006
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"Homer" is a play on the word "homo". Homer is way for straight people to clue each other in, and identify, that a certain person, within earshot, is gay.

Coined in Hollywood make-up FX shops in the 80's.
Here is an example how the word "homer" would be used.

Two make-up FX guys are standing in line at a fast food restaurant. All of a sudden, on of them notices that the guy in front of them is likely gay. He looks his co-worker in the eye, looks at the gay guy, and then back at his friend. Then this conversation takes place:

Make-up FX Artist #1: Homer.

Make-up FX Artist #2: Yep.
by Carlisle P. Fenton June 8, 2009
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Let's give thanks to Homer for these doughnuts.
by Dawg November 28, 2003
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