An annual event that runs the week of July 4th in a small, town in Stanley, Virginia. The event features a parade, music shows, and rides put up by carnies. Some of the people from remote areas, known as hollers, only get out once a year for the Stanley Homecoming. There are usually fight, confederate flags, and plenty of sluts walking around with bad hair and big tits.
I remember one year at Stanley Homecoming that Lester beat the fuck out of two Mexicans for staring at his easter hog girlfiend.
by Uncle Delmus August 14, 2010
The annual affair known as Howard University's Homecoming, an event infamous for causing such an influx of fun-seeking teens, college students/alumni and pedophiles that all of D.C. shuts down for an entire weekend. The incredible part is, it actually lives up to all the hype...and when an event has been immortalized in a Biggie song, believe there's hype.
"Ain't no tellin where I may be/
May see me in DC at Howard Homes/
Comin, with my man Capone, Dummin/ fuckin somethin..."
May see me in DC at Howard Homes/
Comin, with my man Capone, Dummin/ fuckin somethin..."
by redgyul September 27, 2004
by crazychico November 15, 2012
the female student in the high school senior class who is most well liked by the entire high school, from freshmen to seniors. She must be well rounded because the whole high school elects her.
Emily was the best possible Homecoming Queen ever, because she is a cheerleader AND in the Marching Band. She is totally awesome!
by Barrette May 29, 2008
by Sosa300 September 21, 2013
a boy that a girl continuously flirts with just to have a date to homecoming. she will most likely dump after the dance. he may or may not know he is going to be dumped.
Josh: hey man i finally landed Stacy as a date to hoco!
Jacob: Dude you do realize youre her homecoming boyfriend right? she is totally dumping you after the dance!
Jacob: Dude you do realize youre her homecoming boyfriend right? she is totally dumping you after the dance!
by jeaniejaniejonie October 17, 2013
Girl that rejects all of you and your friends except for your black friend when you ask to go to homecoming with her.
Man, this Homecoming Ho Jessica just rejected 10 guys over the past 2 weeks until today, when she said she is going to Homecoming with my boy DeAndre! Just because he's black, 6'6, and our best player on our high school basketball team doesn't mean she can just do that to me!
by matthewhernandez1999 May 17, 2015