HomeWork

Homework is the stuff teachers shit out in your face everyday after class to make your life more miserable. Homework can be flashcards and studying to a 3000 word essay or book report. People might stay up all night to finish this just to turn it in and realize that they fucked up the whole thing and got a motherfucking F because they have stupid ass teachers that dont know what the fuck they are doing and too busy sucking eachothers dick. Homework is often referred to as stupid shit, and just made to lower your gpa so all the asians will go to college while your still highschool sucking the teachers dick just to get a D

Hey did you do your homework?

We had homework? FUUUCCCKKIINNNGGG SSshHHHIiiItTTt

asian: that homework was easy didnt you think?
white kid: i dont fucking know cus i didnt do that shitty 5 page essay for the book i didnt fucking read and used every page in it to wipe my ass because thats thats what i think of shitty school and shitty teachers.
asian: 0.0 ok...

by semen in my butt May 02, 2012

Homework

A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.

"I had algebra homework to do, but instead I decided to lay on a bed of nails, much less painful"

by Dozer Zigashi February 28, 2010

Homework

The shit that kills paper, trees. Whatever you prefer. You end up not needing that piece of shit later.

Guy1:Hey man, got any binder paper I can use?
Guy2: Sorry, used it all doing math homework last night.

by OhCanada2point0h August 30, 2009

Homework

A sinister instrument of torture given by teacher. It was created purely for teachers' entertainment.

Teacher: The homework is to read twenty chapters and do a book report. It's due tomorrow.

by Paul the Liar October 01, 2009

homework

Stupid damn shit that was invented to ruin your day after school and fuck up your grade.

Fuck homework

by AdomC May 09, 2015

Homework

A learning tool that overall stresses the mind and deprives daily morale and nightly sleep, resulting in even worse performance in school the next day.

WELL, I have a 0 on today's test and got a 0 in class participation, but atleast I have my homework.

by 2009ends August 28, 2009

Homework

A simple & effective torture device used by teachers & the administration to whip students into submission. Even after 7 hours at school slaving away in classes, memorizing information that will either be forgotten or absolutly no use in future life, this is handed out, making the impressionable young minds of the worlds' youth into conformed, robotic machines. Most teachers, adults, & government officals would have you believe that it is all nessesary for character-building and intelegence, but it is actually a cruel and unusual punishment.

"Psst, Anthony... Do you have any idea what Mr. Phillips was blabbering on about in math yesterday?... I think we needed it for the homework."
"Erm... no?"
"Dangit."
"You think? I'm gonna have to get Noah to explain it to me at lunch... about 10 minutes before class."
"You think this will be of any use to us in our future lives."
*Stare*
*Laugher*

by Jo De Jager February 01, 2007