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home cooking 

As a desperation move, the act of hooking up with a member of one's own group of friends because of inability to close with any new girl or guy.
Adam went for some of Caroline's home cooking after striking out at the bar last night.
home cooking by home cooker February 6, 2012

Home Cooking 

The act of spending 3 hours to turn $25 worth of ingredients into a $10 meal.
Tim: What did you have for lunch?
Joe: I made a homemade burger and it sucked! I spent all morning and the ingredients cost more than just buying one.
Tim: Yeah, home cooking sucks.
Home Cooking by Four Loko Frat Guy December 30, 2022

home cookin' 

first you find yourself an overweight black woman, then cover her entire body in mashed potatoes.. then jiz in a frying pan and fry it, when its done (shouldnt take long) pour it on top of the potatoes. then lick it allll off. there have been some arguments of how to lick it off, but when your in the situation, your way will just come to you. enjoy..
now that was some good home cookin'
home cookin' by The Blumpkin Monster September 14, 2004

homecookin' 

When a referee, umpire or judge in a sporting event intentionally makes calls favoring the home team.
"There's no way ref made the right call there, I smell homecookin'."
homecookin' by Saltzy October 8, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026