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holy canoli 

An expression of suprise, discusst, or happiness, etc
"holy canoli! i haven't seen you in such a long time!"
holy canoli by Susannah December 13, 2004
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Holy Canoli 

The name given to your fly from head to toe italian girlfriend.
Man, Angela's so fuckin' hot I wanna get in her holiest of holy's, shes such a fly holy canoli.
Holy Canoli by Anthony Congress September 5, 2016

Holy Canoli 

A common exclamation used as a substitute for Holy Shit to describe an exiting, ridiculous or unbelievable event. It's a very popular amongst those who avoid cursing. It's similar to other curse word substitutes like Holy Cow or Holy Schnikes .
Holy Canoli did you see that one-handed touchdown catch to win the game?
Holy Canoli by Professor Dino February 27, 2018

holy cannoli 

an expression that usually accompanies shock or excitment
example 1: holy cannoli, what the hell was that?!
example 2: holy cannoli, did you see that? it was AMAZING
holy cannoli by mhm8 May 26, 2008

holy caboli 

used when describing a feeling of suprise or nervousness
HOLY CABOLI, the giant cat is coming!
holy caboli by Tlo January 13, 2008

Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli 

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?
*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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