Holy Bible 

A self-proclaimed holy text consisting of 66 books which create an Old Testament and New Testament. There are many varying interpretations of the bible which has led to many wars in the name of the bible's proposed author Jehovah which still consists to this day (see George Bush). According to the text, if you don't accept Jesus Christ into your life, you will burn forever in hell.

A fundamentalist Christian is a person who reads and believes every word of the Holy Bible.

Holy Bible by Goddunit December 9, 2008

Holy Bible 

The sacred writings of the Christian religions; "he went to carry the Word to the heathen". God's book.

Andy: Dude I'm so depressed. I've lost everything I ever loved
Friend: You didn't loose God or the book he wrote. The Holy Bible
Andy: ya man. its true

Holy Bible by Asweetin' March 30, 2009

holy bible 

A book with holes in it.

I looked in the holy bible, but it wasn't there!

holy bible by ilikecheese42 February 17, 2009

Holy Bible 

See "Bull Shit"

Wanna look at a good joke book? read the Holy Bible

Holy Bible by Ray the Atheist November 2, 2011

Holy bible 

An extremely fictional book about monkeys as an excuse for being a bitch and asshole to gay people

The holy bible is in the drawer

Holy bible by Hehehehehehhehehehehe December 23, 2022

Holy Bible 

Slang for Pistol

Yo! grab the Holy Bible, I’m about to bless this nigga.

Holy Bible by ThaParks December 16, 2021

The Holy Bible 

it is simply Shrek 3

Joe: dude lets watch the holy bible
Deez: DOOOD I LOVE SHREK 3

The Holy Bible by APY3R January 10, 2022