Holy Bible

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A self-proclaimed holy text consisting of 66 books which create an Old Testament and New Testament. There are many varying interpretations of the bible which has led to many wars in the name of the bible's proposed author Jehovah which still consists to this day (see George Bush). According to the text, if you don't accept Jesus Christ into your life, you will burn forever in hell.

A fundamentalist Christian is a person who reads and believes every word of the Holy Bible.

Holy Bible by Goddunit December 9, 2008

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Holy Bible

The sacred writings of the Christian religions; "he went to carry the Word to the heathen". God's book.

Andy: Dude I'm so depressed. I've lost everything I ever loved
Friend: You didn't loose God or the book he wrote. The Holy Bible
Andy: ya man. its true

Holy Bible by Asweetin' March 30, 2009

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A book with holes in it.

I looked in the holy bible, but it wasn't there!

holy bible by ilikecheese42 February 17, 2009

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Holy Bible

See "Bull Shit"

Wanna look at a good joke book? read the Holy Bible

Holy Bible by Ray the Atheist November 2, 2011

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Holy bible

An extremely fictional book about monkeys as an excuse for being a bitch and asshole to gay people

The holy bible is in the drawer

Holy bible by Hehehehehehhehehehehe December 23, 2022

Holy Bible

Slang for Pistol

Yo! grab the Holy Bible, I’m about to bless this nigga.

Holy Bible by ThaParks December 16, 2021

The Holy Bible

it is simply Shrek 3

Joe: dude lets watch the holy bible
Deez: DOOOD I LOVE SHREK 3

The Holy Bible by APY3R January 10, 2022

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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