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holiday whore 

A slut or prostitute who exclusively has sex with people on Christmas.
I love Nancey she is such a holiday whore.
holiday whore by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

Holiday Whore 

A Non-Religious person who celebrates holidays that they have no right to. For instance, if you denounced Christianity 15 years ago, yet you still celebrate Christmas and Easter, you are a Holiday Whore. Most Atheists are Holiday Whores.
"Dude, what are you doing shopping for Christmas? I thought you were Athiest?"
"Yea, but I still celebrate it."
"Why?"
"Dunno, its fun."
"Dude, you're a total Holiday Whore!"

Holiday whore 

A person, usually a parent of a married couple, who plans all holidays events and expects everyone invited to attend regardless of other plans that may have been made. The couple is then guilted into going in order to keep peace within the family. This results in conflict between the two families of the couple who each want to spend time with them for the holidays.
I wish I could go to my parents’ place for the holidays, but my mother in-law is a such a holiday whore and always wants us at her house for Christmas.
Holiday whore by JollyOllie April 1, 2021

Holiday-whore

1)The act of using someone to accompany you to family gatherings.

2)Using someone to get great gifts during the holidays.

3)Person who does the act previously mentioned. Male or female.
Mark - "So, what's new?"
Shelly - "Oh, nothing, just trying to figure out who I'm going to holiday-whore with this Christmas."

Mike - "What'd you get from your holiday-whore?"
John - "A new cellphone and this jacket."
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026