holgatard

A person who uses a Holga camera yet knows absolutely nothing about photography. Rather than give any serious thought to composition, exposure, or how the "low-fi" look enhances a scene, a Holgatard takes a "spray and pray" approach and shoots everything and anything in the hope one or two frames will look nice.

If you've ever referred to the film used in the Holga as "120 mm" or "Holga film", given a photo store clerk a blank look when he asked you if you wanted 160 speed or 400 speed film, or use a Holga because it's "cool", then you're a Holgatard.

That Holgatard likes to takes pictures of rocks and brick walls, assuming she can manage to load the Holga correctly.

by garfipus April 23, 2008

Holotard

A person who is obsessed with vtubers and vstreamers, especially the ones working for the world-famous vtuber agency Hololive

I_Follow_Shark_Ladies227 is a Holotard. He only posts vtuber-related content on his Twitter.

by Bogdan Narut May 23, 2022

Hoegaarden

An exquisite Belgian wheat beer, cloudy and pale in color (referred to as white ale) with a smooth, interesting taste. Hoegaarden is hinted with coriander and orange peel, which give it its distinct flavor. According to Hoegaarden tradition, it must be drank from a hexagonal glass and finished in 3 gulps. If not finished in 3 gulps, Odin himself will personally come down from Asgard and rip out one of your friends' eyes with his bare hands.

There is no compromising the fact that Hoegaarden is the greatest beer in the world. Everybody should know it and drink it whenever possible. If you don't, then you, sir, are an idiot.

Emilio: What are you drinking?

Raj: Miller Lite.

(Thor enters the room and throws his hammer, Mjolnir, into Raj's face, ending his life.)

Emilio: Shoulda had a Hoegaarden, idiot.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 4, 2007

Holgated

To be thrown under a bus by a spineless Chairman, reversed over, set up by a Communications Ministers and shafted by the Prime Minister of the day in an uncontrollable misogynistic rant, bullied and sacked over an insignificant expense claim all because you are far too capable and threaten their boys club existence.

Marjorie was absolutely Holgated when she lost her CEO job.

by Lucio Di DontblamemeitwasScomo April 16, 2021

hoegaarden

a beer

you put it in a glass and drink it

by Jebus September 27, 2003

holdtard

1. n. A person who stops a conversation on a conference call when they put the call on hold and their hold music stops any one else from talking.

"How many times have we told that holdtard not to put us on hold in a conference call?"

by ichyban October 26, 2012

Hellatarded

Greek:
Profoundly dim. Remarkably dumb. Exceptionally stupid. Don Lemon.

Did you hear about that special ed kid that mastsurbates in the locker room?

Yeah. That dude is hellatarded.

by Dbag Jones January 11, 2022