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Holding My Dick

Waiting for something to happen or for your turn. Coined to describe male porn actors who wait on the sidelines for their scene, Literally holding their dicks.
I wish I could study right now, but my books haven't arrived yet so I'm stuck here holding my dick.

Don't just stand there holding your dick, get a box and help me move.

If you don't plan on getting that bitch pregnant, you'd better hold your dick or stick it in her butt, else you'll wind up her babydaddy.
Holding My Dick by Scnd January 24, 2011

dick holding

Showing another man too much respect, a.k.a dickriding
Nas ain't the greatest rapper of all time, damn nigga you dick holding..
dick holding by Rod Levi May 10, 2018

Dick Holing

The act of making physical love whilst wearing ones undergarments. The party performing the Dick Holing more often than not would be the man, and prefers to wear tighty whiteys, would weave his cock through the dick hole of his underwear and perform penetration on the receiving party while not fully being nude. There are many reasons one would perform Dick Holing, a person could be a nevernude, a man may want to ceremonially present his erect phallus to his receiving partner, but most notably recent studies have indicated that these Dick Holers do not want to expose their testicles to the elements. It has also been determined that most people who perform this act also participate in sox
Friend#1- Did you hear that the boss fucks his girl through the dick hole in his undies?
Friend#2- Yeah, he's a dick holing son of a bitch! Heard he likes having sox too!
Dick Holing by Dr. Thunder phd April 25, 2017

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026