Hokey Doked 

Technical term used by IT professionals to describe a REALLY REALLY REALLY whacked up PC.

Well this server is totally hokey doked!

Hokey Doked by jmchapman April 20, 2010

Hokey doke 

Something written or spoken that is false. Bullshit, fakery.

We have had enough of this hokey doke.

Hokey doke by Big Rick 69 December 20, 2019

hokey dokey

The term used to describe the actions of a white ass family. Hokey Dokey is the only way you can truly describe the lives of people this white.

Dad: "Okay kids, hop into the swagger wagon so we can go on a road trip to Disney World!"
Kid: "Yay! I love you Dad!"
Dad: "I love you too champ *noogies sons hair *Uses the word noogie."
Mom: "Make sure everyone has their epipen in their fanny pack."
Dad: "Everyone pet Spike our Black Labrador on the head before we leave."
Kid: "Can we listen to Frozen in the car Mommy?"

Dad: "Has anyone seen my Sperry's?"
Mom: "Our iPad says it's going to Rain today so everyone put on their yellow rainboots and jacket"
Kid: "I have my coloring books and road trip scavenger hunt list"
Dad: "I have the digital camera to record our 'quest' so we can watch it again when we get back"
Grandma: "I made cookies for all of you to take on your trip"
Outsider looking in: "That's some hokey dokey white ass family shit right there."

hokey dokey by Rambitious March 17, 2016