Hohnny Jebert

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A former NFL player and Strake Jesuit alumnus, Hohnny Jebert is still reliving his high school football glory days. He runs a chain of Dairy Queen’s based in Jamaica, which are questionably operated. He has multiple personalities which sometimes disagree with each other, making conversations with him very entertaining. Hohnny’s favorite pastimes include glazing Enron, hyping up Strake football, dissing Kinkaid, listening to obscure country music, playing golf, and playing wearing vests on Fridays. He looks so good it seems AI generated.

According to Hohnny Jebert, Strake Jesuit would have won the college football championship if they played how they did back in his day, when people respected Enron and wore vests daily.

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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