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1. A buttghurt pompous jackass
2. The last to nail a girl while training her (choo choo)
You say one word to that guy and he turns into a hoherd
Hoherd by QB April 22, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
a man who is very good at picking women and treating them as they should be treated.
Andu and Stef are two excellent hohers !
hoher by pinkypromise2 June 21, 2010
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Men who wear size 42 pants.

Someone that loves food, and has a 42 inch waist to show for it.

One waist size above a 40.
Rick ate 2 cheeseburgers, a pizza, and a milkshake. No wonder he's a Hoherz.

If that dude don't watch what he eats, he's going to go from a size 38 to a Hoherz in no time.

I ate so much, I'm going to have to move up to a hoherz.
hoherz by cheeks1128yahoo February 6, 2010

hoverdale 

One who Hovers, constantly looking over your shoulder while you are typing something on the computer or who is always wondering what you are doing. (kinda like right now, to your left!)
I am hoverdale watch this! hover hover hover hover.
hoverdale by eRock March 8, 2004

Hoverdad 

A Hoverdad is a dad that when you are with your boyfriend/girlfriend/love interest just kinda hovers around to see what's going on.
Boy: "Hey babe let's get to know each other a little better."
Girl: "I'd like to but your dad is creeping me out."
Boy: "Get the hell out of here hoverdad!"
Hoverdad by InfinityKage September 26, 2013
Sexy fit peng loyal and will always be there for you if you ever find a howerd make sure you never lose her or you will regret it for the rest of your life
howerd by Vkpatel April 22, 2018

hoverdose 

When you spend too much time with your special lady.
Dude, Joe hasn't been right since he started spending every waking moment with his new girlfriend. He has definitely hoverdosed.
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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