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(hôtºôf):
when you ask someone to compare two friends based on physical features or for sex.
A showdown of hotness:
who’d win in a hotoff, Mike or Jonny?
hotoff by tonytunes November 4, 2010
When two girls or more engage in hoe behaviour to attain the attraction of a certain man or group thereof. Conjugates as hoeing off, hoed off, will hoe off, and hoes off.
Person 1: Did you see the girls today, it was a total hoeoff to get Chad’s attention.
Person 2: Nothing wrong with a good old American hoeoff
Hoeoff by MexicoMode June 24, 2019
A really awesome dude. Some say he is better than Chuck Norris, other people say he is even better than Risugami...

But he says he is no better than SNAIL!
hogofwar by Hogofwar February 19, 2011
The act of sucking the dick of a superior, eg. teacher to maximise personal gain.
Larry: Excuse me sir, can I please have some extra homework?
Mr B: Sure thing, I'll give it to all of the class.
Class: Oh hopoff Larry.
Hopoff by Klose2016 November 14, 2016
An office where gay people work
It was heaven in my homoffice, so homoexotic
Homoffice by jaffaw July 14, 2009
HOOffff; iT MEANS YOUR HOUSE CRiB PAD,ETC

WERE YOU STAY AT WERE YOU LiVE..
NiCOlEDZ:Ay NiGGA HOW YOU BOTZ TO DO iT CUz
SHANNDZ:MAN NiGGA BOUTz TO SHAKE iT TA THE HOOffff.
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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