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A guy that plays computer games mainly revolving around snakes, they have a small penis and daydream about men alot.
God man, do some work! stop being a hogoff!
Hogoff by The badgers angry again February 14, 2024
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(hôtºôf):
when you ask someone to compare two friends based on physical features or for sex.
A showdown of hotness:
who’d win in a hotoff, Mike or Jonny?
hotoff by tonytunes November 4, 2010
When two girls or more engage in hoe behaviour to attain the attraction of a certain man or group thereof. Conjugates as hoeing off, hoed off, will hoe off, and hoes off.
Person 1: Did you see the girls today, it was a total hoeoff to get Chad’s attention.
Person 2: Nothing wrong with a good old American hoeoff
Hoeoff by MexicoMode June 24, 2019
A really awesome dude. Some say he is better than Chuck Norris, other people say he is even better than Risugami...

But he says he is no better than SNAIL!
hogofwar by Hogofwar February 19, 2011
The act of sucking the dick of a superior, eg. teacher to maximise personal gain.
Larry: Excuse me sir, can I please have some extra homework?
Mr B: Sure thing, I'll give it to all of the class.
Class: Oh hopoff Larry.
Hopoff by Klose2016 November 14, 2016
An office where gay people work
It was heaven in my homoffice, so homoexotic
Homoffice by jaffaw July 14, 2009
HOOffff; iT MEANS YOUR HOUSE CRiB PAD,ETC

WERE YOU STAY AT WERE YOU LiVE..
NiCOlEDZ:Ay NiGGA HOW YOU BOTZ TO DO iT CUz
SHANNDZ:MAN NiGGA BOUTz TO SHAKE iT TA THE HOOffff.
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