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Any place that is encompassed by a sea of hoes, sluts, skanks, or whores. Thongs viewable in everyone's peripherals. An ocean filled with women (of the slut variety).
Many a man has wished to venture into the realm of the Hoecean, only to be drowned by the amount or engrossing eye candy, that they are mentally overpowered when all that blood shifts to their southern regions.

Common Hoecean locations: Public high schools, twilight book readings, Dance Clubs, Bars, and Taylor Swift Concerts.
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Term used to describe a target-rich environment, specifically large urban areas or college campuses with a veritable "ocean of hoes."

When a male is upset about a particular ho, then he can be reassured by reminding him that there are other hoes in the sea, or in the hocean.
I went to the Democratic National Convention and as soon as I put on my "pro-choice" pin the convention center turned into a hocean.
hocean by TheTheTheThe October 17, 2008
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When you line up your lady’s arsehole with cocaine, and she farts while you sniff the white cloud of eruption at the same time
Get the baggies and da hoes, we are having a hoecano party tonight boys
Hoecano by Leisyloo June 17, 2021
A term coined by the Worleys in the late 1900s. A slightly more affectionate way to point out someone’s hoe behavior. Typically used as a term of endearment.

It grows on a hoestalk and can be made into a hoebiscuit.
Mark, quit being such a hoebean or I’m going to put you out on the corner.
hoebean by Justcallme_Julie October 23, 2023