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Hoe bear 

A male and/or female between the ages of 11 to 17 whom dresses and flaunts their "accets" like a whore or a slut.

In short, a hoe bear is generally a minor who is slutty or whorish. The best way to fend off a Hoe Bear, is to become

attractive and sexy to lure them in close distant to a light saber in which one should strike the Hoe Bear in the genitals

And it shall send the Hoe Bear fleeing to its home within the depths of its whispering eye. Some side effects of facing a
Hoe Bear are release of bowels, and irritability of cinnamon. Proceed with extreme caution!
"That girl is such a Hoe Bear! She slept with 5 guys just today"
Hoe bear by micholobeman123 April 4, 2010
A “hoebear” is a nickname for your man when he’s been very naughty. He doesn’t want to admit that he has done anything kinky, but you can see it in his eyes and know what he has done. The “hoe” part represents the man’s actions and the “bear” is the symbolism of the man being tough and acting as if nothing happened.
“So, did you have fun last night?”
“Oh yeah! I hung out with my girlfriend for a couple of hours and we watched movies!”
“Is that it? Just movies? No Netflix and Chill?”
“Nope! We just snuggled and watched them!”
“Hmmm, I still think you did something, ya hoebear! I know how you are with your women!”
Hoebear by @TheRoseBowler February 7, 2018
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