Hoebear

A “hoebear” is a nickname for your man when he’s been very naughty. He doesn’t want to admit that he has done anything kinky, but you can see it in his eyes and know what he has done. The “hoe” part represents the man’s actions and the “bear” is the symbolism of the man being tough and acting as if nothing happened.

“So, did you have fun last night?”
“Oh yeah! I hung out with my girlfriend for a couple of hours and we watched movies!”
“Is that it? Just movies? No Netflix and Chill?”
“Nope! We just snuggled and watched them!”
“Hmmm, I still think you did something, ya hoebear! I know how you are with your women!”

by @TheRoseBowler February 7, 2018

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HeBear

The cutest, silliest mother fucker you'll ever meet. He has really pretty eyes, but prettier body hair.

Person 1: Hey, did you see HeBear yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah I did. He's such a nice guy.
Person 1: Yeah I know. I would totally suck his dick even if it were homo.

by 5southpeeps February 22, 2011

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homebeardy

One who seldom leaves the home, and is disinclined to shave or trim facial hair.

Since working from home, Steve has become a real homebeardy.

by tichaelmucker October 20, 2012

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The Hoeberry

A name to call your friends just so they can be like a fruit but still be called a hoe at the same time. Cheryl, Ashley, and Sarah are the hoeberrys of the hoeberry clan. I am their stalker because I really want to be a hoeberry. Only certain people can be a hoeberry. If you aren't a hoeberry you are not special. Call your friends a hoeberry.

Wow, she seriously THE HOEBERRY" Other girl, "Aw she's so lucky, that hoeberry.

by hoeberry123 September 9, 2010

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