Hoebear

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A “hoebear” is a nickname for your man when he’s been very naughty. He doesn’t want to admit that he has done anything kinky, but you can see it in his eyes and know what he has done. The “hoe” part represents the man’s actions and the “bear” is the symbolism of the man being tough and acting as if nothing happened.

“So, did you have fun last night?”
“Oh yeah! I hung out with my girlfriend for a couple of hours and we watched movies!”
“Is that it? Just movies? No Netflix and Chill?”
“Nope! We just snuggled and watched them!”
“Hmmm, I still think you did something, ya hoebear! I know how you are with your women!”

Hoebear by @TheRoseBowler February 7, 2018

Words you can keep

HeBear

The cutest, silliest mother fucker you'll ever meet. He has really pretty eyes, but prettier body hair.

Person 1: Hey, did you see HeBear yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah I did. He's such a nice guy.
Person 1: Yeah I know. I would totally suck his dick even if it were homo.

HeBear by 5southpeeps February 22, 2011

Related Words

Hoe bear • HeBear • hoebean • Hoeber • hoebernation • hoeberry • hoeberry thotcake • homebeardy • The Hoeberry • Hoe beached whale slut

homebeardy

One who seldom leaves the home, and is disinclined to shave or trim facial hair.

Since working from home, Steve has become a real homebeardy.

homebeardy by tichaelmucker October 20, 2012

The Hoeberry

A name to call your friends just so they can be like a fruit but still be called a hoe at the same time. Cheryl, Ashley, and Sarah are the hoeberrys of the hoeberry clan. I am their stalker because I really want to be a hoeberry. Only certain people can be a hoeberry. If you aren't a hoeberry you are not special. Call your friends a hoeberry.

Wow, she seriously THE HOEBERRY" Other girl, "Aw she's so lucky, that hoeberry.

The Hoeberry by hoeberry123 September 9, 2010

hoeberry

A word to call your close friends.

Started by Sarah!

HOEBERRY!!

hoeberry by hoeberry123 September 3, 2010

hoeberry thotcake

When somebody (usually a girl) is a stupid hoe who sleeps with everyone and has all types of STDs, there being ingredients to a "Hoeberry thotcake"

Caitlyn: That bitch is a hoeberry thotcake!!

hoeberry thotcake by little_boy December 4, 2017

Hoeber

An Uber filled with hoes.

Check out this hoeber in the quad.

Hoeber by Evan Vanderhoff February 2, 2017

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026