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Hocking River dwarfgasim 

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.
Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
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