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Hotkey Faggot 

An insult to someone who is aware of almost every hotkey for their computer. They often rub their extensive Hotkey abilities in others faces. Hotkey Faggots think of people who dont use hotkeys as primitive and savage, and seldom use their mouse. This insult is often used in jealousy of a Hotkey faggot's ability to do something in half the time using only their keyboard.
Pat: Damnit, highlighting all these pages is making my debate homework take forever.
Max: Why dont you use control ctr A? Thats what I did.
Pat: Because im not a hotkey faggot thats why. Now lets go hit up Dennies before all the wafflegoths get there.
Hotkey Faggot by Pat Took January 5, 2008

hockeyfarsan 

Hockeyfarsan is a big beta. He misses school to play ranked league of legends being heartstuck in silver 3. His main is ADC but inside he is a babus wannebe and plays AD Sion top.
Bro I played with a Hockeyfarsan yesterday, such a troll.
hockeyfarsan by YouRNaCl April 5, 2022

hockeybag 

A maneuver during the sexual act of fingerbang.

While the male's fingers are in the female, he also grabs her hair, then proceeds to lift her up by the vagina and hair, and toss her into a wall.

Hockey players are well known for tossing their bags; and domestic violence.
Man: Hey woman. I play hockey. I like fighting and sex.

Woman: I'm somehow attracted to that. Come over later and you can hockeybag me.

HockeyFag 

A disgusting guy who walks around with a cap backwards and long hair that I highly dislike. They think they look good but they're ugly asf.
They also have a duck ass
"Hey dude I banged that chick last night " hockeyFag
HockeyFag by Hockeybög November 18, 2016
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