Hobbiskar

A cringe simp with no idea of denceny and a person who will not get a girlfriend in million years so he just becomes gay.

death is better than living as hobbiskar

by CalmLikeABomb88 August 14, 2021

Hobbitharlot

Bilbo Baggins but slutty.

Gandalf: Oh my gawdddd did you go to mike’s house last night?

Bilbo: yes girl, it was inverted though ;)

Gandalf: You’re such a hobbitharlot

by she_a_freak_she_a_baddie November 2, 2023