Hoag

a bitch, sleazebag, someone you don't like or think should go slit their wrists with a rusty nail.

omg. karen is such a HOAG! i cant believe she put pins in my thong again! when i sat down. you know.

by MerryMeri September 16, 2005

hoage

Complete domination or humiliation

Man, that test was complete hoage.

by Jose Rodriguez27 August 24, 2009

hoag

The hoag (hell of a guy) factor is a political term coined by George Bush which refers to a man with a particular character which lends itself to the political arena.

"I don't know if Hilary can stay on top, she doesn't really have that hoag factor"

by vikingaprinsessan March 09, 2007

hoag

a man's beast; his organ; one's phallus

Origin: A shortened form of the word "hoagie" (which Philadelphians use to mean a "sub" type of sandwich, like the kind they serve at Subway)

DAMN! Bitch want on yo hoag!

by Geesta January 03, 2005

hoag

The one and only. Hoag's are ballatastic and get FUCKED all day long.

Hoag's hardtastic hard on penetrated Kaylea's shoes.

by Funkalicious89 March 18, 2009

hoag

A slang term meaning to joke around or to trick.

ex., "I was just hoagin'!"
"You've GOT to be hoagin'!"

by xxx-swoosh June 02, 2007

Hoag City

A really ugly ass bitch born and raised in a non-diverse town full of other ugly ass bitches who are extremely awkward in any given social situation. Girls and Boys raised in Hoag City can be of all shapes and sizes, 99.9% fat, however 0.01% consist of skinny ugly bitches with big eyes and a crooked nose.

That bitch is so ugly must be born of incent in Hoag City.

by hoagcitybitch November 03, 2013