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hitting paydirt 

When upon removal of the penis from the anus--after and ONLY after FULL anal penetration (full anal penetration being defined as the scrotum making full contact with the "ass cheeks")--the penis head emerges COVERED in fecal matter.

NOTE: It must be the head of the penis and not the shaft which is covered in fecal matter. A covered shaft is known as a "brown barber pole" and should not be misidentified as "hitting paydirt."
Upon conclusion of a good round of anal sex, Ron gazed proudly at his shit covered helmet and excitedly proclaimed: "Hey, hey! I hit paydirt!"
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hitting paydirt 

to make it big, to hit the big time, to gain large amounts of money, to generally gain(in a positive way)from something.
(1.)"man that band hit the paydirt with that last song"

(2.)"name's mc, my band's the lee majors put us on the bill, and boy ya hit paydirt when i'm on the mike, girlies wanna flizzirt but I tell'm chill like a dq blizzard" -'DQ Blizzard' by MC Chris
hitting paydirt by Erick October 14, 2004

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026