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Thomas Hiscock 

1. a boyfriend that would go out of his way to make his girlfriend happy, and love him more and more everyday. he would travel many hours just to get where she is, to hold her and kiss her every night. A Thomas Hiscock is a boyfriend that gets along with his girlfriend so well, they barely ever fight.

2. tall, langthy, emo nerd who wears a lot of wife beaters. likes small children but has a good sense of humor.

3. this boy resembles a drago-vamp-elf.
Thomas Hiscock by jimbothegreen September 1, 2011

Bradley Hiscock McCracken 

someone who has a very large sexy cock that only a badass mother fucker can have
OMG have you met the new guy? He is a Bradley Hiscock McCracken

jaden hiscock 

is a big gangster and fuck anybody up who get in there way and theres only one jaden hiscock in the world and once hwe finds a girl he truly loves he'll be loyal forever
"Guy 1" Is that jaden hiscock
"guy 2" hes a gangster
jaden hiscock by Ashly helben May 24, 2022

Dirty Hiscock 

When the weird kid in your class is masturbating behind you and busts a fat load on the back of your shirt without warning or telling you. And then let’s you walk around with children on your back all day.
DUDE! Did you hear about Daitin giving Jay a Dirty Hiscock yesterday?

he's pulling his cock out 

The act of pulling ones massive cock out.
he's pulling his cock out is to put your massive cock onto a table.

grab his cock 

A phrase used as a smart ass answer to all questions. Similar to a barrel roll.
Girl:I really like this guy, but I don't know what to say to him.

You: Grab his cock.
grab his cock by Kidlazarus January 13, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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