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Hirudinea Chutiyae 

This is the scientific name of a creature that forms a parasitic relationship with female humans. It causes trauma to the female because of its intense insecurities. The characteristic trait of this organism is toxic masculinity and being a raging hypocrite and blames its own faults on the female because it doesn't have the balls to admit its own flaws, come to terms with it and then work on it. For eg. it will slut-shame the female while cheating on its own partner. Common names include Kritik, Kchutiya. Very difficult to get rid of but once done, survivors have often said "life feels like the feeling you'd get if you were around Harry Styles all the time".
"Hey did you get rid of Hirudinea Chutiyae that was in your system?"
"YES! MY LIFE COULD NOT BE BETTER!!! Kritik didn't deserve a single second of my time. The toxic mannerless asshole"
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