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hippositter 

when someone fairly large sits on u and u cant breathe!!
oh my god, i got sat on by the HIPPOSITTER!!!!
hippositter by chaps1 March 19, 2008

Hipposhit 

Someone who metaphorically or physically sprays others. (Commonly when hippos shit they wave their tail while shitting. This creates a majestic spray that grotesquely colors it's surroundings. Someone who constantly runs their mouth, always gossips, or sprays when they talk can be categorized as a hipposhit.)
She never shuts up, she's such as hipposhit!

That idiot is alway hipposhiting!
Hipposhit by EdenRose May 8, 2018

Hipposhitical 

A large pile of hypocritical bullshit.
Sophie: Did you see those supercool organic cotton fashions on cable last night?

Kathryn: You mean on the Cannes Green fashion week?

John: Too hipposhitical for me!
Hipposhitical by JD Word July 23, 2010

hipposnitch 

A person who is both a hypocrite and a snitch
Paris is a hipposnitch
hipposnitch by Idontlikepeople69 February 28, 2021

SHITTY HIPPY

Shitty hippy: usually tree dwelling hippy types with dreadlocks, which remain unwashed for a lengthy period of time. Also known as 'shittus hippus'.
Get off my land/out of that tree 'You shitty hippy'!

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026