Hindle-ism
HINDLE-ISM (pleetoes inspired)
“Truth is bae.Truth is justin beiber. Don't be holy be holy-ish”
As in -ish i mean don’t twerk when highschoolers demand you to, that wouldn’t be very holy of you.
Holy-ish religion rules
Must listen to justin beiber bc bieber is key to being holy-ish
PUPPIES when sad puppies
Love assault (hit out of love) if they were not out of love that is not holy
“Wanna make out” NO NO NO NO NO we are too holy for that
Leaving read receipts on ! (EMMA CAN'T RELATE)
MUST NEVER BE A COLORED PENCIL(except on twin day)
Always must wear a hoodie
VEGETABLES ARE A NO NO
Must believe kailyhn is hotter than the sun
Daily selfies must be taken
Rock and roll sign (we use to show god and jesus we love him)
Youth group is not to praise god but to look at hot guitar player duhh
NO PEPSI we PREFER COKE (not the drug kind )
Must believe that john b is hot
Must have straight-ish teeth (#INVISALIGN)
Emma (OCD child) MUST NOT live by a fence (doesnt matter cuz it doesn't exist)
NO EMO’S
Must have a John B phone case
Must be given a nickname by “THE HOLY-ISH HINDLE
Must not be retarted (sassy tassi can't relate)
Don't ditch me or threaten to stop talking to me
DOES NOT HAVE CALENDARS OF HER MOM (EMMA CAN'T RELATE)
MUST SEND A JAWLINE PIC)
doesn't get mad when u hit them (EMMA CANT RELATE)
doesn't hang up on you (anze cant relate)
-ISH IS KEY
CO FOUNDERS
SASSI TASSI (isaac) OCD-ISH CHILD (EMMA)
MADE BY THE HOLY-ISH KAILYHN
“Truth is bae.Truth is justin beiber. Don't be holy be holy-ish”
As in -ish i mean don’t twerk when highschoolers demand you to, that wouldn’t be very holy of you.
Holy-ish religion rules
Must listen to justin beiber bc bieber is key to being holy-ish
PUPPIES when sad puppies
Love assault (hit out of love) if they were not out of love that is not holy
“Wanna make out” NO NO NO NO NO we are too holy for that
Leaving read receipts on ! (EMMA CAN'T RELATE)
MUST NEVER BE A COLORED PENCIL(except on twin day)
Always must wear a hoodie
VEGETABLES ARE A NO NO
Must believe kailyhn is hotter than the sun
Daily selfies must be taken
Rock and roll sign (we use to show god and jesus we love him)
Youth group is not to praise god but to look at hot guitar player duhh
NO PEPSI we PREFER COKE (not the drug kind )
Must believe that john b is hot
Must have straight-ish teeth (#INVISALIGN)
Emma (OCD child) MUST NOT live by a fence (doesnt matter cuz it doesn't exist)
NO EMO’S
Must have a John B phone case
Must be given a nickname by “THE HOLY-ISH HINDLE
Must not be retarted (sassy tassi can't relate)
Don't ditch me or threaten to stop talking to me
DOES NOT HAVE CALENDARS OF HER MOM (EMMA CAN'T RELATE)
MUST SEND A JAWLINE PIC)
doesn't get mad when u hit them (EMMA CANT RELATE)
doesn't hang up on you (anze cant relate)
-ISH IS KEY
CO FOUNDERS
SASSI TASSI (isaac) OCD-ISH CHILD (EMMA)
MADE BY THE HOLY-ISH KAILYHN
Hindle-ism by susixhsuiwhdfbxi February 22, 2022
