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Hilmes

A man who dresses and looks like someone in the beatles. has unmeasurable swagger with a dime-piece beezy on his arm. is most likely a Hutu leader.
Damn, that guys a hilmes.
by hutututu March 12, 2009
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Halmes

DMV Slang For Holmes, Popularized By Xanman And Eniola

Pronounced Hal-mes
Xanman: Where You At Halmes?
Rando: Im In The Trap
by TheEni45 September 8, 2018
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A.J. Holmes

Composer and pianist for Team Starkid, a musical theatre troupe from Michigan. He's written the music for several original musicals, such as Gibson Fleck, Me & My Dick, Doppelganger, and A Very Potter Musical.

Has also starred on Broadway (Young Frankenstein, 2011-2012). Other talents include acting, singing, improv comedy, directing, music directing, music arranging, and melting your heart with his smile. Also known as Wizard God to the Starkid fans, who recognize him as the new Chuck Norris. He thinks he can't dance but everyone knows it's not true.
A.J. Holmes likes Sweeney Todd and Phish. He does not like CATS or chives.

A.J. Holmes knows how much wood the woodchuck can chuck.

The boogeyman checks under his bed for A.J. Holmes.

A.J. Holmes played The Game and won.
by starship_ranger January 13, 2012
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Holmesdale

A cracker of a school, proper madlad year 7โ€™s roaming the place, 35p energy drinks are sold n smuggled like cocaine, even El Chapo trembles in fear when holmesdale is mentioned. The girls are on the verge of dying from fake tan overdose, and the boys look like drips with their curtains and fake Gucci belts. fruity dons remember the sound of โ€˜Tivey on the radioโ€™. Big up the Holmesdale Massive my selecta, located in the benefit stricken snodland massive.
Did you know?,
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by Lizard squad October 30, 2020
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Holmesing

To purposely pursue females for the sole reason that they are with one of your friends breaking your friends heart therefore enhancing the sexual pleasure.
'ah i Holmesed that biatch till my mate cried'

'i Holmesed all over her last night'

'I can't get enough of Holmesing, i've ruined my mates life'
by Holmo erectus April 7, 2008
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orale holmes

A greeting, typically between Chicano Americans. Roughly equivalent to "wazzup?"/"whassup?"/"whutup?"
Orale holmes! Did ju get down with that girl last night?
by trikytree August 6, 2015
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Shardlock Holmes

"Shardlock Holmes" is a methhead that investigates to find the inconsiderably small amounts of meth that mysteriously dropped to the ground from the previous meth smoking session. In most cases Shardlock is more than often deceived by other bits of shit (that would look like shards if you were fucking high enough) on the ground, the perpetrator is often glass, wax, popcorn or skin that his druggie friends picked off themselves. His endeavours could be compared to "methscapades" or "carpet farming" all equally frowned upon in the Jib Tech Warrior Nation. His profession is dangerous and will slowly drive him insane.

Holmes is not famous for his acute sense of logical reasoning, it seems he'll never be sober enough to see that the magnifying glass he found doesn't truly make a difference.

Will Shardlock Holmes ever solve the mystery of the last lost shard?
Jib Tech Warrior #1 : Shit man, we're out of jib.
Jib Tech Warrior #2: No man, we dropped like a fucken... 10 on my bed lets fucking take out my mom's comb and it'll be like an excavation site !!!! LOOK THERE'S A SHARD !
Jib Tech Warrior #1: That's a piece of salt from the pretzels you were eating earlier. I swear if you start investigating for fucking "shards" again and being Shardlock Holmes I'll take my pipe and leave.
by y3llowbag June 15, 2011
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