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Hillsdale Highschool 

A school in Ashland, OH. Home to some of the most redneck, yee-yee, incest, double dipski in the lipski lookin asses. The classes teach nothing and the student population cares about as much as much as anyone else does about the shitty softball team.
I’m only racist because I went to school at Hillsdale Highschool
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Hinsdale Central High School 

Take New Trier High School and hit 'copy and paste'.
Hinsdale Central High School is basically New Trier minus 2,000 students.

Hinsdale Central High School 

One of the best schools in the united states. In fact, it was named the 69th best school in America according to Newsweek magazine. It was only one of 2 schools that got an average AP of 4.5.
This contradicts other Urb. Dict. posts about Hinsdale Central High School and Hinsdale, which say that there are kids who live off their parent's money, but the writers of those 'definitions' are just jealous of the amazing schools. Take that!

Hinsdale Central High School 

The Original Hinsdale High, home to the red devils. Hinsdale Central educates the future leaders of america. This great school send 99 percent of its graduating seniors to college. on top of that the average act score is a 29. This school has the smartest kids, the best athletes and the most money. in fact they have so much that they just put in 2 brand new football turf fields (on each campus of the district 86 school). this is by far the best school around, it was names the national school of character in 2008 and the illinois top athletic school in 2009.
--dude did you hear about the hinsdale central high school football team?

~~yea they killed Lyons Township Last week

--and york the week and oprf the week before that and proviso the week before that.

~~i love our school

hinsdale south high school 

just a bunch of gay people and you can get canceled easily, but the education is good
“bro i hate the people at hinsdale south high school
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026