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Hillbilly Sex

Sex involving rurally isolated, filthy, morbidly obese, bad odor smelling people with rotting teeth and breath usually found in the southern parts of the US. Not to be confused with "sweet home alabama sex" but the two go often hand in hand.
Travis: "Bubba, just looking at you I can see you are the product of hillbilly sex"
Hillbilly Sex by TheToesKnows April 13, 2025

hillbilly turtle sex 

adjective:
1. The act of having turtle sex, hillbilly style.

2. A sexual position with the male crouching and the woman laying face down under a coffee table with her waist lifted slightly off the ground, while the man holds a wiffle ball bat used to whack the woman over the head whenever she pops it out from the opposite side of the table.
"Man, she was ugly as shit but I was fresh out of bags, so we just had hillbilly turtle sex instead. It's the best kind of hate sex, too! It turns out a wiffle ball bat leaves no marks. She won't admit it after the fact, but I know she liked it."
hillbilly turtle sex by SirDeity August 29, 2011

Hillbilly Sexting 

sending sexually explicit texts to members of your own family
-Did you hear about Timmy?

-Yea, he got caught hillbilly sexting his cousin.

-Eww.
Hillbilly Sexting by JeepGrrrl January 27, 2010