Hijacking

Replying to a forum thread with a post that has at best a loose connection to the thread's topic, with the result that the thread starter's question gets side-tracked.

Often, the tread gets completely derailed as more forum members respond to the hijacker's post or add their own problems to the thread, which are not related to the either the original topic, nor the hijacker's topic.
A vague thread title is an open invitation to hijacking a forum thread with all kinds of unrelated reports.
by Opera Fan December 18, 2011
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The act of masturbating while high from marijuana
I got hijacked last night by Debbie, fucking awesome!

Hijacking is the best
by Jarebearj28 March 24, 2011
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The act of masturbating while smoking a mammoth blunt.
Damn dude I need to go do some hijacking tonight.
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Forum speak, is when a thread is taken from one direction of discussion to another completely off course topic or many different topics in a short period of time.
The Canadian members on SXC are well known for hijacking many topics in the free photography communities forum.
by newbrand November 26, 2005
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A popular online pairing between Jack Overland Frost (Of Rise of the Guardians) and Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III (Of How to Train Your Dragon)
"Yeah I ship Hijack"
"But neither one of them are gay?"
"STFU"
by Aedan Frost March 23, 2013
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1: Masturbating in a plane when in mid-flight(especially in the cock-pit)

2. Masturbating while stoned
Yesterday, I was hijacking in a hijacked plane
by PowerSerg June 16, 2011
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A Hijacker could be defined as one who masturbates on a plane. This could also be considered as "sneaking into the mile high club."
Upon his return to the United States, the world traveler shares his experience of masturbating over the Atlantic Ocean. His only defense was "Who can't go 8 hours without choking it?" Phil rightfully names him the "Hijacker."
by MikeydaV May 18, 2006
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