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Highlight reel 

phenomenon that occurs when masterbating without visual aids(i.e. porn, dirty photos, etc.) but to the thought of familiar girls. a mental run-through of various girls until deciding on a "closer" to get-er-done.
I had a good highlight reel last night but I couldn't commit on a closer.
Highlight reel by THe dude December 5, 2004
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Highlight Reel 

The few things you remember after a blackout drunk night.
That hot blonde i made out with made the highlight reel.
Highlight Reel by HateSickFux April 17, 2012

Highlight Reel 

A 30 to 45 second mash up of brief clips (flashbacks) from the best parts of the night before, usually a side effect of afterglow
(After 30 seconds of staring into space)

Person A: Zoning again man?

Person B: Yeah, I was just watching the highlight reel from last night. That babe had an excellent rack.

Person A: Nice. I keep seeing the bar fight from earlier.
Highlight Reel by Room 137 August 5, 2010

Highlight reel 

When someone is quick to have something to show (like pictures) for their peaks (the scuba diving trip, the yacht party, the rock climbing trip, the sky diving, the base jumping, the time they were on the jet skis, the skiing trip, and so on) to counter what they are usually like when not doing these "active" things (what they were like back in school before they had money, and who they still are deep down when nobody was watching their highlight reels).
A few people that knew him/her well could see right through his/her numerous highlight reels of adventure and daring, andhow he/she had benefitted from showing them to people to forge a path to success, a career ladder to step on/walk all over others.

Highlight reel 

Something many, if not most people would look at/watch and say damn that's living, I buy that without questioning what the person is really like when not making a show out of their life.
He/she always liked having something to show for everything that he/she did so that he/she could show highlight reels of himself/herself on a movie projector while all of his/her friends ate popcorn and got jealous of him/her because they didn't question the person or the intentions of the person behind the highlight reel.

Dunkadelic Highlight Reel 

Is a collection of spectacular highlight dunks played to Hip-Hop/Rock-n-Roll music.

California loser highlight reel 

When a team that loses a game still does it cool.
Yea, the team lost, true, but how many teams still lose like that? They made it look awesome to lose, that's a California loser highlight reel right there (since not everything in life is about winning or outdoing).
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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