high on crack 

Complete and utter euphoria -- absolute bliss for the first hit of the day.

Then, subsequently, trying desperately to recapture that elusive ultimate high, you may find yourself... stealing from your mama; all the while, chasing the dragon in the most spun-out of fiendish, criminal enterprises.

You need some sleep, buddy.

Mr. Hyde is Dr. Jekyll HIGH ON CRACK.

"I'm HIGH ON CRACK, yo!
Since we been friends so long,
I'm warning you to hang on to your billfold."

high on crack by Cholo Hellamongo October 15, 2006

High on Crack 

Reference to an individual that has just made a blunt error in judgement or is unable to comprehend/relate.

The plumber said he would fix the drain for $250 plus labor, that is ridiculous, he must be High on Crack!

High on Crack by Tnkwarrior December 14, 2006

Cracked on high shit 

when someone who is shit at english tries saying that someone is on crack and is high as shit at the same time

Yo bro you know David? Yea he's always cracked on high shit.

Cracked on high shit by kornerstore April 10, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012