1. (noun/verb): A test to test if someone has achieved a proper high on marijuana at the request of the smoker or friends, or done by surprise with the intention to scare the shit out of said smoker. The test is usually considered successful when the stoner's heart rate increases, they hold their chest from fright, a man screams like a lil girl, loss of balance, and/or become more startled or panic because of their high.
Constantly holding out your pet snake and making hissing sounds like it is a cobra is considered a cruel unnerving but hilarious timeless high test, as the stoner would most likely like Scooter the boa if they were not so fucked up at the moment.
Jen: Eh, how can I tell if I'm really high?
Fred: I know a high test. Follow my hands. You're going down a hallway.
You turn
right...
You turn
left...
right...
left...
BRICKWALL!!!
Jen: AHHHH! I was so startled I fell out of my chair.
Fred: LMAO! YOUR FACE WAS PRICELESS! LOLOL1337
Jen: I think I just peed my pants; I'm definitely high.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.