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high tea 

It's when you soak weed in hot water and drink the water to get high.
Dude, want to come over to my place and drink some high tea?
high tea by itshightime August 17, 2011

High Tea 

Bong hits and Tea. Similar to Wake and Bake but with Tea
They wanted to wake and bake but were out of coffee, so they went for High Tea instead .
High Tea by Mondojava December 24, 2023

high tea wrinkle 

(n) the wrinkle that develops on the forehead when meetings encroach on your afternoon snack break.

So called due to the Victorian England tradition of a late afternoon "high tea" and toast after hours of labor.
Cynthia had developed a high tea wrinkle after our strategy meeting went over by 30 minutes.
high tea wrinkle by nolandc August 30, 2019

Sarasota High Tea 

When you skip out of work on an afternoon break and tea bag a homeless vagrant for $5 in beer money.
Carl you are late again from your afternoon break. This cannot continue.

I'm sorry. I had Sarasota High Tea this afternoon and it took a little longer than expected. The dude had no teeth so it felt really good.

Ok well that's a legitimate reason. I won't write you up.
Sarasota High Tea by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015

Speedway High Tea 

A Dagwood dog and hot chips, enjoyed by motoring enthusiasts at a dirty speedway track and usually washed down with a coke. Seen as the height of culinary delight for a dim witted go fast fan.
Hey darl, grab us a speedway high tea I’m fucking starving oh and don’t forget the tommy sauce.

Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat

"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...
Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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